britishmenaremyweakness

laterovaries:

jossmayfair:

beachgrl76:

jossmayfair:

celtickaye:

jossmayfair:

beachgrl76:

larouau12:

sherekahnsgirl:

omgladylokilaufeyson:

this would be the perfect opportunity to kiss his neck to really see if it really is one of his soft spots.

Neck porn!

Holy shit

Just wanna lick….

ugh I am working here ….

I’ve given up working. I’m just trying to give the appearance of normalcy.

Me too
celtickaye
, me too Actually they asked me if I was feeling ok because I look a little feverish xD

That just made me LOL.  Spending too much time thinking about the peen you slore :D.

This is what reading laterovaries smut in public does to me

He’s just relaxing…enjoying the *gobblegobblegobbble*….

Oh God I can just hear the *gobble* sound and XD

sherlock

Anonymous asked:

this might get buried so deep among all your other asks but I just had to say in TGG Jim came back and decided to kill Sherlock right after he and John inappropriately flirting in a pool talking about stripping and people might talk. Jealous much?

deducingbbcsherlock answered:

Yessssss! I never noticed that until loudest-subtext pointed it out and now every time I watch this scene I crack up when I see that mic still hooked on John’s jacket.

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"Ciao, Sherlock Holmes." piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp omg

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now watch me walk away that’s right honey you had no idea what you’ve been missing but now you know

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yeah i bet you will catch me later but only when i want you to

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alright speak into the mic now baby tell me what you thought

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*heavy breathing* "Are you alright?!"

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*heavy breathing intensifies* "Sh-Sherlock!"

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the FUCK is going on in there

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*groaning* "Oh, christ…"

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*gasping for air* "Are you okay?"

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WHO FUCKING CARES JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY SUIT

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*seriously labored panting* "Yeah, me, I’m fine…that thing you did, that was…good."

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THING? WHAT THING? 

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"I’m glad no one saw that…you ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk."

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OH HELL NO 

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"People do little else."

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SORRY BOYS I’M SO FUCKING CHANGEABLE PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS “DOCTOR”

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YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY BE INTO THAT JUMPER WEARING MOTHERFUCKER I PULLED OUT THE WESTWOOD FOR YOU I’M A GODDAMN SEX GOD LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COST AND THAT’S NOT ALL THAT’S BEEN WAXED I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR CRIMINALS CLEAN SHAVEN SO LET’S FUCKING DO THIS

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TAKE ME

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TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE JESUS CHRIST THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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oh my fucking god you’re still into Doctor Wankshit.

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well then you can’t be allowed to continue because it’s Mr. Sex or no one i mean i fucking strapped bombs to people for your virgin ass what else does a boy have to do to get some fucking attention besides dress like your fucking DAD i mean do i need to go shopping for flannel or something?

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omg lol flannel. as if.

I love this to the flannel and back.

divergencedaily

taylorswiftisdauntless asked:

Hi, is the Divergent film about the first book or all the books because i really want to watch it, but i don't want to ruin it if I'm not finished it.

divergencedaily answered:

Hi, yes the Divergent film is only about the first novel in the series, feel free to go see it, you won’t be spoiled for the books :) And the next movie ‘Insurgent’ is expected to come out in 2015 so look out for that too.

Saw it yesterday. AMAZING!!

thatawkwardfanboy7

generalconsent:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

calmb4tehpwn:

adrivashkov:

theherondaleangel:

5evamore:

goregeousity:

i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills

Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous berries; in the book, it’s seen as a foolish mistake, but because of this scene, it has implications of suicide. 

Holy shit

Well the Hunger Games just became even more devastating than it already was.

My wife and I have actually had very extensive conversations about Foxface. Specifically, my argument is that Foxface is in love with Katniss, or had another reason to want her to win, or survive.
Foxface excels in subtlety and observational awareness, she is always aware of where the other players in the game are, but when ever Katniss is in trouble, Foxface shows up to show her the way. She shows Katniss how to bypass the mines at the food cache. She shows Katniss that she can make it to the “feast” and back out safely.

But there’s a question. Why would Foxface steal a handful of berries from Peeta? She was hungry? But she could just harvest her own berries, without needing to potentially reveal herself. I find it hard to believe Foxface would steal 20 berries, when Peeta just showed her what the bush looks like. So the argument is, she wanted to kill herself, to save Katniss, and Peeta (since she knows two can survive). But why not just go eat her own berries? At any point during this whole thing?

My argument is that she ate Peeta’s berries for two reasons. One, she wanted to show Peeta that the berries were poisonous, because she didn’t want Katniss to lose him. And, Two. She wanted Katniss to know, or have the opportunity to deduce, that Foxface was in love with her. There’s any number of ways she could kill herself, but she did it publicly, revealing that she’s not only been following Katniss and Peeta, but to put the question in her mind: Why steal 20 berries from Peeta?

Why?

This is a fascinating theory.

THAT IS THE MOST HEARTBREAKING QUEER HEADCANON I HAVE EVER READ

HEADCANON ACCEPTED